Thank you so much for being so positive towards COVID measures, I know it's not that much to ask, but the bar really is on the floor right now... like the floor, in hell. So Thank You! When you say 'wear a mask' and 'wash your hands' it means so much ;_;

Cristine doing nail art?? What in the 2016 is this??? Is she okay?? Is quarantine getting to her???

Simply: Sometimes I just wish we could add a holo toco to everything and make it better, eh? Me: *Races to the White House, breaks thru security, and chucks a bottle of holo toco at Donald Trump* Jkkkk, I would never waist a bottle of holo toco like that 😇

I don’t bite my nails. They snap or are super duper soft and bendy. No between.

6:52 SOMEONE TELL HER WHAT SIMP MEANS-

Cristine should do a among us themed nail art

HELP MY NAIL IS BENDING..

I loved the calligraphy nails. And the new pink creme is so beautiful!!

It's not simply, its simp. you are a simp for nail polish.

Hey Cristine what's your tea suggestions for someone who likes sweet teas

Christine do a video painting among us characters

“the year of growing your nails” i did the opposite 💀 i used to keep my nails super long and everything but now i keep them short bc i picked up guitar :| but i like short nails now lmao

"Feel good colours" literally hospital green 🤣

i'm so sorry that i haven't been watching your videos for a whole year. sorry my queen.

Simply can you make a video about how to do mandalas nails.

My four year old: Wow she has a lot of nail polish on those things. Why does she have so much? Does she got a lot of hands?

I see her a bit tired or sad. Hope everything is okay

Do a 24h video of drinking tee

Pro tip: for fake nails that you wanna pop off but stay stable at the same time with no damage to your nail, all you gotta do is put a layer of liquid latex (twinkle t is the one i used) then put the glue on the latex when its dry. I am a nub club resident so i use this all the time if i want to do nail art.

My nails are literally paper think theirs no way I could grow them out if I tried

SIMP LY

That silver holo🤩cant wait to get it

her: writes simply my dyslexic self: oh it says simp

I do a bit of calligraphy and it's fancy medevil looking writing

i haven't seen your videos for awhile :

Wow umm painting ur nails different colors I started doin that 3yrs ago I'm way ahead of the trend 🔥🔥📈

She used to curse so much in her old videos

S I M P

I stopped biting them queen cristine

The fact that Cristine’s hair is in a ponytail and still almost at hip length blows my mind

Go to the link and you will see a picture of what I’m hoping is your dream car because it is Beautiful https://pin.it/49d5xCZ hint it may or may not be a holo car

I had eczema my whole life :> I never had my nails done, all I do to then is eat them.....

‘Secret holo taco polishes for the next year’ Cristine: I’ll show them in a video 😂

I'm older than Cristine and enjoy watching especially for the simplymomlogical and simplydadlogical parts of simplypodlogical. I enjoy how down to earth and practical she/they are and how many actually useful tidbits are mixed in with the rest. The world needs to hear this more often.

Lol when you said that I should not bite my nails I felt like you spoke to me😂

8:35 "always wear nail polish" Me being a Muslim: *nervous chuckle*

"stop them!" haha

Fyi Allure is still an excellent magazine

wait wait who says eczema like that ??I have never ever heard it pronounced like that whhatttt

Please please please please do a reaction video to this video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ro3q-OA_uY0

PLEASE REACT AND RECREATE THE NEW HOLO HAIR COLOR TREND BY GUY TANG : https://youtu.be/FRbZkbIDtUo

i would just like to say that ben has been her boyfriend for over 5 years and has yet to move any further and no hate but ben let’s get that marriage thing going okur

Pls paint your nails with tea

SIMP : Squirrels In My Pants

YOURRR HAIIRRRR IS SOO LONG AGAIN DO SOMETHING JREHIGHR

LMAO about the mask matching! Ooooo that pink I wasn't supposed to see!!😉😉

But when are we getting holo taco vinyls?

DO A CAT CLOCK COLLECTION VIDEO PLZ

‘Secret holo taco polishes for the next year’ Cristine: I’ll show them in a video 😂

You should go to a store and buy and review all the holo you see. Please do this it would make me so happy to see you use my idea.

Cristine is the og simp

I dunno why but I feel like bangs would look really good on her. But I dont think she's ready for that commitment lol

Hey love your videos and I just got an idea you know that bag of your peel of nails in the bag why don’t you pick 3 random and do a new look with the 3 nails you picked I don’t know if you did this but if not we’ll here’s a video idea lol 😂 btw love you 🤍

uhh ya i DO calligraphy so ya i know wut it is

ooooooooooh i wonder if these pastel creams are easter themed colors?!?!?!?!

Christine: *does SIMP nails* Me: where do I get dis Also Christine: simp for simply Me: oh...

AN IT SUCKS

My dad does notlet me paint my nails and im already 10 he says i can paint my nails untill im 15 and 16 to put press onn and 17 to put acrillics

8:34 I mean now your asking for to much

When your nails are too short to do any nail polish designs🙃

Lysimp?😆

since you are the queen of nail polish where can we get velvet nail polish !!!!

Christine I CANT GROW MY NAILS THEY ARE SO THIN AND BENDY PLEASE HELP MAMAAAA

Roastings our nails part2 ?!?

Do you remember how you painted aquarium nails do those again but which tea.

Can’t wait for that cream pink you used in this video!!! ❤️ 💅

Can someone else PLZ tell me that they thought the intro was the Monster logo for a sec?

You should paint a car holo

Mask matching lol my nails would just be black all the time... so highschool

Imagine being able to grow ur nails couldn't be me (I'm in ROTC and it's against regulation to have nails past the tip of our fingers or painted, it pains me)

I'd love to grow my nails out but I work in a metal factory as an mechatronic, doesn't work that well tbh :c

I love how we already found trends XD

"The burnt, warm colors are like every beauty guru's eye shadow" yes! why do they all want their eyes to look like 70's wallpaper or like they have an eye infection?

Love watching your videos.

Loved the ‘minimal’/half naked nails she did!!!

Yes I do now my handwriting is got loads of loops in it lol

Hi uhmmm can u give me a tip on how to have a little bit thick nails beacuse my nauls are so thin and always broke

I swear she puts on like 20 coats and her nails dry and I put on one and my nails are tacky forever 🤦‍♀️

When you watching Christine paint her nails and your nails aren’t painted “I’m gonna paint my nails”

"We got simp for simply!" Yeah my mind totally said simply and totally not 'simp' straight up...

you are my escape babe

Came here like 4 years later and uhm,,,, WHY IS BEN STILL BOYFRIEND NOT HUSBAND???

There needs to be a Holo Taco 'Pandemic' collection! 😂 Like surgical mask blue, covid spore red, toilet roll white, isolation indigo... then other names with different colours like 'keep your distance' 'wash your hands' etc 😷🧻☣️

Cristine is a SIMP, confirmed on her caligraphy nails, well without a thumb 😂

2:37 "we are doing nail art in 2021.." didn't you just say that you did this in the Christmas break, of 2020? xD haha

Cristine do among us nails..!!

So nice video 🌷❤❤❤❤👉🔔🔔🔔🔔👈👈💓

Retro design looked so good?!!

Yo I haven’t seen you in awhile

I really really really love the way you edited this video I like seeing you in the corner of the screen doing your voiceovers for the video!!?? Also you're absolutely amazing

I dont mind the spoilers🤗then I have an idea of what to look out for if I want to buy or not good news the 3 I saw I want even though Im not a fan of pink😁❤❤❤❤❤⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

The fact that Cristine’s hair is in a ponytail and still almost at hip length blows my mind

Am I the only one really liking her mask nails? 😅😍

I can truly never have long nails because of my lifestyle. I'm not a biter, but my hobbies require significant manual labor and if my nails get even "short nail" long, they inevitably break. But I have found a way to wear cute super short nails: Holo Taco Solar Unicorn topper. I wear it by itself. It's noticeable enough to be fun on its own and because it's sheer, when I inevitably fuck up my nails, it still looks decent. (Trend alert???) Sadly, one morning about a month ago, my bottle plummeted from my stupid medicine cabinet which is literally right over the toilet, INTO THE TOILET, and SHATTERED INSIDE THE TOILET. I had to reach my hand into the bowl and scoop out the broken bottle and holo goo because I didn't want any sewer alligators to get cut on the glass :( Today I finally got around to re-ordering my favorite topper/polish. Soon I will be able to be my most glamorous half-assed messy self again. Thank goodness.

im doing my nails with my cousin and I rubbed my pinky and I go "ah!! I fawcked it up"

😷💅 stay safe Cristine

Lol when you can’t grow out your nails because they always break because you work in health care and are ALWAYS washing your hands

It’s been 5 years since I last seen her videos,I just randomly saw her in my recommendation this brings back memories.

I'm watching this in boisie idaho but I live in Spokane Washington and painted my nails with a turquoise than used one of your holo tocos

Not biting my nails (minus some random times) but I do just accidentally throw my hands into stuff and break my nails, so they're rarely perfect

Have you tried Boba tea just curious my mom loves it but I don’t get it yeah it’s just a it’s OK but try it if you ever come back to the US by the way I am I would love to send you a package but I am probably know that you won’t get to

Me: goes to nail salon Me: gets pedicure Lady giving me pedicure: what you want Me: HoLo!💿